ours is the fury

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

you don’t fuck with emus, mate

(Source: kusakaryuuji, via okdesign)

aangnog:

sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with

(Source: growlithed, via alishakirsten)

do-youevenpoppunk:

Attractive boys with low standards applications available here

just-your-ocean-eyes:

i didnt choose the single life its just that no one chose me

londoh:

i have 99 problems and being hot would solve 99 of them

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

(via kimandthedoctor)